“Copywriter” is a Lame Job Title
Ghostwriter. Wordsmith. Annoying Alliteration Assembler. Creative Who Can’t Draw.
I’ll be the first to admit that these alternative job titles aren’t it. But hey, they’re still better than “copywriter.” Every single one of them.
Copywriter…yikes. Seriously, who came up with that? It’s as boring as it is ambiguous. Surely we can do better. God, I hope we can do better.
Sorry for the rant. The reason I get so worked up is because I do so much more than just, you know, write copy. The actual work I do as a (sigh) copywriter is wayyyyyyyy cooler than what I’m called.
Let me show you what I mean.
This is me, by the way.
Howdy!
Figured it would be smarter to lead with something other than my face plastered all over your screen. You know, because that’s lowkey kinda creepy.
So quirky, omg!
Side gig: professional air couch inflator.
Proof that I do, in fact, live in Colorado (I swear it’s not my whole personality).